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Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache
by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
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poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.
Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?
by pc1018 June 1, 2007
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poostache

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.
Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.
by uh da cheat October 28, 2004
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poostache

a moustache that looks like it was rubbed in with poop.
"that faggot ass white boy has a poostache"
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70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.
"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"
by factcurate September 13, 2020
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prostasche

Prostasche is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostasche/prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
As cool as his prostasche looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.
by SK99 November 3, 2014
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poostack

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.
The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.
by wordman55 August 26, 2012
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