Pustachio

A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.

Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!

by MTS73 August 25, 2010

Pustachio

When a man 'nuts' on a woman's pustache

I made sure I smeared it in and really painted that pustachio

by Iwantcheddar March 7, 2018

Pistachino

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos

Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.

by Champel January 16, 2011

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

pistachio

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

by shabazzier January 5, 2017

mustachio's special

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

pastachios

it's pistachios, but italian

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.

by Davethandd May 19, 2017