poopsmear

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process

my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

poop smear

when a gay man wipes his poop covered penis on the sheets after anal sex

Damn it! He gave me a poop smear and I have to wash my sheets again!

by Big Guy5 May 24, 2009

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopster

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poopy poopster

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005

poopmergency

When the need to poop becomes so bad that you are about to crap your pants.

As he began to experience his poopmergency, a wave of cold sweat and shear panic set over him.

by imlinn April 27, 2009