Poopbeard

A current, common trend among young douchebags these days, which is typically an overgrown, unkempt beard sometimes extending along the top half of the neck. Sporters of such beards typically drive a ridiculously lifted full-sized pickup truck with tinted windows and LED lights that they use for tailgating, speeding up in an adjacent lane to abruptly cut people off, or running other motorists off the road with, though other poopbeard douches with smaller beards may drive such cars as Honda Civics and Volkswagens. Such beards may contain the same bacteria found in fecal matter and is dirtier than a dog's fur, yet there are stupid girls who dig them.

"Some young douche with a poopbeard in a lifted Chevy Silverado tailgated me, while I was driving 85 mph on Interstate 5, so I gave him a wiper fluid carwash. Boy, was he steamed!"

by T-Rex75 March 11, 2022

Poopbeard

(verb) 1) the act of a teenage high school female consistently socializing with high school males one grade above herself, and/or;
2) the act of a high school male consistently flirting with high school females one grade below himself

tenses -poopbearding, poopbearded, will poopbeard

Also see: Poopbeard (Noun),

Alaina was poopbearding with Max, Mr. Poopbeard himself, last night at the party.

Mr. Poopbeard was poopbearding on Alaina at the festival. His friends all joined in.

by Connor Connorfc345 November 11, 2009

Pooptardus

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

poopberg

When you take a big enough crap that an iceberg-like structure rises out of the water.

Man, I had a ton of Mexican food last night and made a huge poopberg this morning.

by robnoha February 26, 2006

POOPHEAD FRED

a curly haired boy that freaks out when he loses at video games

poophead fred is mad at the pokemon game again

by CJ NOEHL December 28, 2008

poophead fartface

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression

Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

by hgdysuaikmnhsbxsai August 19, 2016

Poopreading

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.

Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.

by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009