poopsmack

when someone gets smacked in the face with poop.

i gave bryson a large poopsmack.

by Luke Mangini March 31, 2005

Poopsmack

When someone you are not attracted or don't even know try's to or does kiss you.

Ex: Yuck I just got poopsmacked from mr. Fugly right over there. Poopsmack.

by Tamtamlee January 11, 2014

poopsmacker

A turd created and treated in the purpose of swatting a person across their face.

Noah has a habit of poopsmacking his friends with his well hardened feces. They then labeled him the group "poopsmacker".

by CantParadox November 10, 2015