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Poopsterprocrasturbation
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Masturbating
while taking a shit for the
sole
purpose of delaying
work
that must be done.
"Fuck this
paper
,
man
"
"Dude it's
time
for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"
Poopsterprocrasturbation
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20111118
September 19, 2012
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