Poopmare

When you have a dream where you shit your pants, but then you wake up and there's poop all over yourself.

Jrich: "Yo bro, I had a poopmare last night. I woke to realize I shat all over my girlfriend's bed."
Matt: "Dude the same thing happened to me last week."
Conor: "Yeah man, poopmare's are pretty awesome."

by JaredRichardsMadeThis April 4, 2020

poopmare

When you poop in your dreams and wake up thinking you've pooped the bed, only to realize it was all a dream. The Freddy Krueger clause dictates that if you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.

I had a poopmare last night, so when I woke up I waddled cautiously to the bathroom and checked my drawers but they were clean.

by Perpetual Defeat June 22, 2015

poopmaestro

Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.

I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.

by Vironex July 22, 2006

poopmaestro

If fecal matter was like the Matrix, the poopmaestro would be the One. Poop is funny.

Once again the poopmaestro wins the hearts of America with laughter.

by Balicker October 21, 2003