When you poop in your dreams and wake up thinking you've pooped the bed, only to realize it was all a dream. The Freddy Krueger clause dictates that if you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
I had a poopmare last night, so when I woke up I waddled cautiously to the bathroom and checked my drawers but they were clean.
by Perpetual Defeat June 22, 2015
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