pooninite

One who is greatly in-tune to the art of POON. A man who can Mac like no other. Generally known as a pimp, and looked up to by the lower male class.

Damn Andy, you are indeed a Pooninite.

by B. Sasquatch May 31, 2005

Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

mooninites

A race of pixelated aliens from the inner core of the moon, represented by the duo of Ignignot and Err. They proclaim to have five thousand dimensions, and show goodwill towards citizens of Earth by gouging expletives onto vehicles with a key. They enjoy partaking of illegal substances, stealing, and burning Carl's furniture for no reason. Their god is an Indian who turns into a wolf.

The Mooninites stole Carl's pornography for the express purpose of sodomizing their vast imaginations.

by Marigold Futura December 7, 2003

mooninite

Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons.

They can be seen on the Adult Swim show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.

We are the mooninites from the inner core of the moon.

by Tom August 8, 2003

mooninites

2-dimensional creatures that inhabit the moon, they usually travel around in a purple space ship, and everything they do makes sounds from old Atari 2600 games such as Pac Man and Canyon Bomber, and among others. They claim to be advanced in everything they do. They can jump higher, spell better and the Moon they come from has 5 thousand dimensions so they say. They have laser guns, but also possess the power of the "quad laser" which is a combination of four laser guns at once. They came to Earth to cause chaos and mayhem. They enjoy getting toasted and doing drugs like pot and nitrous. The most known Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Poonitentiary

A women's prison.

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.

by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

mooninite

threatening moon creatures that attempted to destroy Boston and several other American cities in January of 2007, but were thwarted by the courage and quick-wits of Boston officials.

The bomb squad carefully removed the angry mooninite from the BU Bridge.

by spenwah December 14, 2008