salesman

A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.

A particular computer salesman at Sim Lim Square.

by pfennig May 11, 2007

Salesmanned

When you get talked into getting something, usually overpriced, that you didnt want or need because of a clever salesman.

"Look at this stainless steel pencil sharpener I just got from the SharperImage?"
"Dude.. how much.."
"..Fourty."
"Oh God you got salesmanned!"

by Corey2008 January 2, 2009

Salesman

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

by Zorro January 25, 2005

Salesman

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

by Spoodermon February 7, 2018

Salesman

What you scream when you slappa da bass!

Dubya was slappin' da bass and screamed "SALESMAN"

by Dubyaware January 9, 2010

Salesman

(Plural: salesmen) When pertaining to City of Heroes (aka City of Heroin), a salesman is a member of the "Family" mob that, when found in groups of more than three, will not attack under any circumstances under certain conditions (usually by stunning him, though it varies). The term salesman comes from the fact that he stands in one spot doing a lecture emote and he looks like a street salesman.

Hey, let's go to Steel Canyon and hunt some salesmen.

by Da Rabid Duckie May 8, 2004

Sushi Salesman

Someone who sells fish (Selfish)

A certain D-line working in SF Financial District eats all the food in the pantry and then turns around and calls other people selfish. He's the only sushi salesman in the tri-state area.

by yanceypants April 21, 2010