poonbear

The guy who gets blamed for everything even though everybody knows it wasn't him

The guy at a party who won't really be missed if he wasn't there.
sentence: "so who broke the window... probably poonbear"

by Faron Gancher March 17, 2007

poonbear

One who is disliked and gets blames for all. Often looks similar to a bear hit by a rather large truck.

Man James Seed is such a poonbear

by Faron Gancher March 29, 2007

Poohbear look

The "Poohbear look" is when one is looking for something and it is right in front of their face. This person will likely ask "where is it" while staring right at it.

Person 1: "hey where is the jelly"
Person 2: "It is in the fridge shelf"
Person 1: *stares at it* "I can't find it"
Person 3: "You must be doing a Poohbear look"

by Deester36 December 11, 2020

poohbear

One that you love, cherish, and care for.

Danielle you are my poohbear!

by Coby and Danielle January 13, 2008

grand poobear

A famous video game streamer who is most popular for playing super Mario maker.

“Hey, do you know how grand poobear got his name?”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”

by Pappy van winkle May 16, 2019

poonberry

A rare fruit, seeked world-wide. It grows only on the Poon tree found mainly among the islands of Walla-walla in South America. Consumption of the sweet, tangy fruit is said to be the source of an instant orgasm. It is often used to create poontang. A drink which causes the consumer to experience life-like hallucinations involving fantasies, often sexual.

Look! It's the rare poonberry, I would give my left foot for that poonberry!

by Poontang Princess May 15, 2007

poohbear shirt

a large person wearing a shirt that's way too small doesn't even cover the entire belly

"Why are you wearing your Poohbear shirt?"
"Cause it's laundry day fool."

by Poohbear's cousin May 30, 2012