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poonberry 

A rare fruit, seeked world-wide. It grows only on the Poon tree found mainly among the islands of Walla-walla in South America. Consumption of the sweet, tangy fruit is said to be the source of an instant orgasm. It is often used to create poontang. A drink which causes the consumer to experience life-like hallucinations involving fantasies, often sexual.
Look! It's the rare poonberry, I would give my left foot for that poonberry!
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Poonberry 

A sticky substance which takes a ball shape, and exists through a buildup of vaginal secretion.
"That chick smells like a poonberry" "I bet shes had a couple poonberries in her day..."
Poonberry by Jaredjohn January 7, 2009

Poonberry awkward 

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing
Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

poonberry orchard

Poonberry orchard is a means of saying "getting ass." It can be used as guy code for trying to get with girls.
Bharat: Dude i went to poonberry orchard last night

(random black dude) WERD KID
poonberry orchard by bkuncham September 16, 2006
Some one who drives a vehicle such as a motorcar dangerously by speeding or doing burnouts etc., synonymous with hoon
The senior citizen motorist had to pull over to the shoulder to make way for a speeding hoonberry to drive past.
hoonberry by Vizzerdrikz November 2, 2010

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough
Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Pooberty 

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.
Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...
Pooberty by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016