Seed

to impregnate a or planning the seed on your gf or some random hoe. It could be done illegitimately or legitimately.

Alfred:Yo bra guess what?I just seeded my girlfriend Candy!She has no choice but to marry me now!
Adrian:That's just awesome bra. But, I did something much more awesome than you. I seeded the black girl Monique, ima have a black kid to play for the NBA biatch!!
Alfred:Dude, that's just gross.

by Seeda24 August 28, 2012

Seed

A seedy old man. Typically with greasy hair and a thin mustache, a seed is a sketchy man that likes to creep on people.

The seed on the bus stared at me all the way home, I was terrified.

by buttons01912 August 29, 2011

Seed

Someone who exhibits 'seedy' behavior, or presents themselves in a sordid demeanor.

"Ugh did you hear about James Franco?"
"Yeah, he's such a seed."

"The black outfit in Spider-Man 3 turned Peter Parker into a massive seed."

by A tribe of mortals May 19, 2014

Seed

Someone who copies you

Me:*gets blue hat*
Someone *gets blue hat too*
Me:Yo your my seed 😂

by Ummmm you don’t know me October 06, 2019

Seed

A combination of an obese pile of shit, an enraged gamer, and a friendless loser.

A Loser of losers.

Quit acting like such a seed kyle!

Look at those fat seeds playing with their gameboys.

by Koders March 07, 2006

Seed

Some one who can't hold it together in public or around hotties. Usually to hyper to cope with and tells awkward and boring stories about his or her "awesome" life... Downtown Windsor promoters or guidos are seeds.

person A: Yo broski check out my sweet due
person B: Don't be a seed...

by munchit! September 27, 2010

Seed

Rad. Lit. Groovy. Boss. Sick. Dope. Weed. Cool. Awesome.

Brah — that is SO seed.

by Maxxemer December 25, 2019