poobear 

Euphemism for vomiting. Said for the benefit of those who have bad memories/mental images, or a general phobia of the sound/smell/sight of vomit. The idea is that you replace the ugly word with one which sounds infinitely more positive.

OMG I just had to poobear, that guy's eye just fell out.

This shit seriously makes me poobear.

poobear by zakwar May 18, 2010

grand poobear 

A famous video game streamer who is most popular for playing super Mario maker.

“Hey, do you know how grand poobear got his name?”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”

grand poobear by Pappy van winkle May 16, 2019

poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Pooberty 

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

Pooberty by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016

Pooberry 

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

Pooberry by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

Soggy pombear 

When someone slobbers over a crisp (especially a pombear) and it becomes a gross mush.

Oh man Jude’s just slobbered all over and now he’s got a soggy pombear

Soggy pombear by Okaybutwhy July 12, 2019