poo-bear'd 

Being ass raped with honey, or anal sex with honey used as lubricant

Kevin Mitnick was poo-bear'd while in prison.

poo-bear'd by helicine March 1, 2004

Poo Beard 

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.

>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."

Poo Beard by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012