Pooberry

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

Pooberry

A mushroom. They grow on shit, or shit-like substance...the berry or fruit of shit. Pooberry.

Please don't buy anymore mushrooms! I don't like the pooberry in our spaghetti sauce.

by Eaten by the Whale March 20, 2011

Pooberry

When your dog poops out whole undigested and unchewed blueberries, which stick to its anus and surrounding fur.

The dog scooches across the floor dragging its hind end, desperately trying to remove the pooberry.

by CestMoiLinh February 16, 2018

Pooberry

Term for a Blackberry device.

"man, is that the new pooberry?"

by 5starman February 6, 2008

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

by your local anime girl November 9, 2020

Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Pooberty

When the meal you've ingested becomes mature and begins it's escape from your anus with extreme angst and prejudice. Pooberty often ends in betrayal by shart, trouser chili dogs, or shitting one's self.

Dude ate the biggest burrito I've ever seen! It must have hit pooberty because I saw him running to the turd guzzler leaving a trail of butt-chum behind him...

by JohnnyBravo00 September 6, 2016