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Policubi 

Policubi, (singular Policubus) are political demons that take the form of a woman to seduce ignorant voters of both genders for their political support.
In modern times, a policubi may or may not appear on television, radio, magazines or any other media where their spell can be weaved. Policubi draw their energy from two sources; Voters and the Media.

A Policubus uses voters to sustain them, often until the voter(s) become too exhausted intelligently to articulate why. This is accomplished by using buzz-words, catch-phrases and one-liners in place of facts, figures, reason and common sense.

Policubus and the media share a symbiotic relationship with each other. Once the media first comes into contact with a policubus, they are highly critical and wary of giving it more exposure. But as time goes on, they too fall under the policubus’ spell until they cannot exist without each other.

Policubi are political empty vessels with no real knowledge of policy, history, facts or issues. They rely on their attractiveness to distract voters from their ignorance and lack of knowledge. A Policubus will attempt to merge with main-stream political parties but will become exiled due to their utter lack of competence; this will force the Policubus to latch onto a third party political movement. This cycle will repeat itself with the third party movement until finally the Policubus is forced to rely on paid speeches, Facebook posts and twitter rants.
Policubi by JybraEel February 19, 2010

polichetti 

A person who has this last name is usually extremely sexy! They’re witty and funny, most likely everything you’ve ever wanted in a person.
Dude you neeeed to date a Polichetti they’re the best, and great in bed ;)
polichetti by cutiepie._ January 23, 2020

Policuck 

Someone who believes in any politician, to the point where they worship him or her, and by doing so forgets that, to politicians, all political ideologies are simple business strategies.
That policuck still believes in the liberal/conservative propaganda pushed by the social media at the command of the pedo politicians, even after everything that happened at Epstein island
Policuck by Zjlw23 July 14, 2023

Polichuk 

When somebody is more annoying than a midget dry humping your leg.
That kid never shuts up, what a fucking polichuk.
Polichuk by Panda Buttons June 17, 2006
Mr. Polich. One of a kind junior high math teacher. Also known as "fuckface". He's a sad fat old man with a comb-over and fucked up reading face. Truly a great man. Can't teach shit to save his life, but we all secretly love him.
Mr. Polich glared at me today, I couldn't help but laugh at the fuckface.
polich by I love Mr. Polich<3 January 29, 2010
The flabby part of a vagina
Guy: Hey do you have a big poliahu
poliahu by me me name February 9, 2017