polich

Mr. Polich. One of a kind junior high math teacher. Also known as "fuckface". He's a sad fat old man with a comb-over and fucked up reading face. Truly a great man. Can't teach shit to save his life, but we all secretly love him.

Mr. Polich glared at me today, I couldn't help but laugh at the fuckface.

by I love Mr. Polich<3 January 29, 2010

Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

by will bitten September 30, 2016

Billy the grammer police

A police that corrects your grammar. He also hates spelling errors.

"Billy the grammer police has striked again!" said Annie.
"Struck!" said Billy the grammer police.

by The great goddess Annieee June 22, 2019

Policarp Mangosteen

Pericarp. Fruit. Inner fruit of Mangosteen.

Martin Soriano of LV Philippines has licensed Policarp Mangosteen to mean the pericarp of the Mangosteen fruit to be taken as a capsule in promoting good fungi balance in the human body.

by Cyclonetrading September 12, 2021

Ball-Sac Polisher

“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.

BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.

"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."

"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."

"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.

by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015

Policarp

Policarp is a word of V. Martin Soriano from St. Polycarp, meaning Pericarp. The fruit of the Mangosteen tree that contains good fungus, Saccharomyces Boulardii, essential for digestive health. All rights reserved.

Mangosteen Policarp is now on sale at Amazon. All rights reserved.

by Cyclonetrading September 13, 2021

Popcorn Police

Popcorn Police are the armed guards who work at the movie theater. Their main function is active shooter situations and to protect the theater staff. However, sometimes they get bored and chase noisy teenagers out of the movies. Or catch kids sneaking into the theater or into other movies after theirs has ended.

"I don't want to sneak into this movie. The Popcorn Police will catch us!" "The Popcorn police are eyeballing our group. We better be quiet."

by Valhalla MMA April 22, 2019