Are you trying to seduce me? Get'cha dick outta mah face!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

i was trying to go to school but meghan kept seducing me and i couldn't concentrate on anything except how much i was in love with her

"He tried to seduce me by playing the piano."

Megan- "Can we go shopping," bats eyes, "pplleeaassee."
Me- "Not right now I have to finish these cookies for the party."
Megan- *runs up stairs and put's on sexy Peter Pan costume and high heel boots* and inocently says
"But I really really need to go shopping"
Me- *turns around* must hold back, "NO!"
Megan- *pushes me onto chair and sits on lap facing me* "PPPPWWWWEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE" *kisses me*
Me- *giggles* "Okay"
Megan- *huh I wonder if I seduce her again she'll buy pay for the clothes*

DAMN you're hot. How much do you want?

Are you trying to seduce me with the gesture my you putting you finger in your mouth???? LOL