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shoogle ma plooms 

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums
Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings
Related Words
coming onto someone with sufficient tekkers
that brer is bare poomsin you get me ?
poomsin by tekkersfam123 March 6, 2011
Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .
"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"
Ploomer by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020
The patterns form of the Taekwondo Martial Art discipline. Poomsae is a combination of blocks and kicks resembling a fight containing attacking and defensive motions. Poomsae is a G4 level sport having been present in the Pan American and Asian Games, it also will see its Olympic Debut in 2028 as a trial event.
“Boxing and Ballet didn’t tickle my fancy, so I decided on poomsae!”

“I have muscle problems and can’t bend down to tie my shoes, I’m beginning to feel like a R E A L poomsae athlete!”

“i’m a sissy so i do poomsae”
Poomsae by whitepoomsaeboy October 14, 2021

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I am so bored. ploomijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

poomshie 

I was knobbing her poomshie all night. Tasted sweet like butter too.

My my, that bitch is one hot piece of poomshie

Oh poomshie I forgot my gym shorts

Note: this noun is a hybrid anglo-germanic derivative which is best understood wiith a sean conery accent. Failing this it is also easily understood with a hint of the dutch accent.
poomshie by Dr Cockels July 18, 2010
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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