plooms

a word used by advanced vapers (whom do not associate with e-cigs) to describe a large amount of output of vapor or clouds from ones mod.

wow man that sentinel you have has got plooms!

by SanDiegoVapeGod May 9, 2014

shoogle ma plooms

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums

Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

poomsin

coming onto someone with sufficient tekkers

that brer is bare poomsin you get me ?

by tekkersfam123 March 6, 2011

Ploomer

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

Poomsae

The patterns form of the Taekwondo Martial Art discipline. Poomsae is a combination of blocks and kicks resembling a fight containing attacking and defensive motions. Poomsae is a G4 level sport having been present in the Pan American and Asian Games, it also will see its Olympic Debut in 2028 as a trial event.

“Boxing and Ballet didn’t tickle my fancy, so I decided on poomsae!”

“I have muscle problems and can’t bend down to tie my shoes, I’m beginning to feel like a R E A L poomsae athlete!”

“i’m a sissy so i do poomsae”

by whitepoomsaeboy October 14, 2021

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Go ahead and do something productive

I am so bored. ploomijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

by :|:|:|:|:|:||:|: February 27, 2022

poomshie

The external female genetalia

I was knobbing her poomshie all night. Tasted sweet like butter too.

My my, that bitch is one hot piece of poomshie

Oh poomshie I forgot my gym shorts

Note: this noun is a hybrid anglo-germanic derivative which is best understood wiith a sean conery accent. Failing this it is also easily understood with a hint of the dutch accent.

by Dr Cockels July 18, 2010