Definitions by Curlyteef

shengus 

I use shengus instead of saying shite.

Thats absolute Shengus!
Total Shengus!
Shengus Khan man!

shengus by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

rip ma knitting 

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol

"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.

rip ma knitting by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

shoogle ma plooms 

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums

Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

shoogle ma plooms by Curlyteef July 1, 2007