Ploose

A term used to describe an alpha male. Plooses can be found anywhere in modern day culture, but due to their hyper-sexual nature & low self-esteem, they are more likely to be found in social settings. They can readily be picked out by their posturing. Most often these men stand with arms extended outward portraying the "invisible lat" or invisible latissimus dorsi muscle in the arm.

"That guy just shouldered me man!"

"That's not a guy...that's a ploose. Look at him ploosing it up..."

by metropolism39 October 16, 2008

Ploose

Asking a person to give you a phone call

Can you ploose. Ploose

by Smartpersonuwu March 13, 2021

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

Poosed

When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.

"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"

"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"

by Cats17 October 6, 2013

ploozed

Cummed or Jizzed

Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!

by Ploozy May 15, 2016

Little Poosen

A person who has had pink hair at least once in their life, and acts like they hate everyone. Name originates from the combination of "Pinky" for the pink hair and "Susan" to add a more feminine flair. Works best in reference to a man.

Little Poosen swam away from the jellyfish.

by furball_for_emperor November 17, 2009

Pooseat

Bathroom particles

I washed the pooseat of my hands in the sink.

by Greenhatdude July 20, 2018