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You’re a Plooser!
Plooser by Askip May 23, 2018
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A sort of mix between Poo (Feces), Poser, and Loser. It is usually screamed out and could be used in an affectionate way.

It has evolved into its own word and can also have the word Woozer said after.

Some people pronounce it "Poozer"
"You're kinda weird"
"Says you, POOSER"
Pooser by die Ratte December 5, 2022
Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .
"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"
Ploomer by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020
A vigina that is extremely loose, or flabby. Commonly found on obese women, and sexually addicted women.
Man look at that girls ploosey. It looks like two elephant ears.
ploosey by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010

looser pooser 

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A loser who is a loser because she/he is a poser.
Stephanie: Yo, yo, I'm so cool!
Andrea: Dude, no, look at you, you're such a pooser! You can't rap for your life!
pooser by xoandrizz May 24, 2009
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piddlefart

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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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