Ploomer 

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

Ploomer by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

Ploomer 

Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.

Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer

Ploomer by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

Ploomer 

is the term by which they are called
people belonging to Gen C or to the generation born after January 1, 2020, the year of the coronavirus plague, deriving precisely from "plague" forming the word ploomer

poor ploomers who will have to live in this shitty world

Ploomer by quarantineisjustmylifestyle November 28, 2020

Ploomer 

A word used to make fun and or annoy someone, such as Jeffrey, if you are pissed that they are beating you in COD. A ploomer is a dimwitted or annoying person, or someone who is generally getting on your nerves for whatever reason.

Guy 1: Ohhh take that! I just got a care package in cod!!
Guy 2: Wow... your such a PLOOMER!

Guy 1: *Knocks on door*.
Guy 2: *Opens door*
Guy 1: Hey, PLOOOMER!

Ploomer by Zingbuh July 23, 2010

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

Poomer 

Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.

John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"

Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."

Poomer by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019