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Lays Plastiqué la Moose 

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

plastique 

1.(n.) A soft explosive putty that is used for combustive, pinpoint purposes. More resilient to extreme temperatures than regular explosives.
2.Expression for "plastic explosives".
C-4, a widely known plastique, is often used by Spec-Ops, Green Berets and Navy SEALs.
plastique by Smkngmgc December 27, 2004

pratique 

permission granted to a ship to have dealings with a port, given after quarantine or on showing a clean bill of health.
people had to show a pratique to dock at the port. but nobody cares.
Did you know that when pratique is scrambled you can spell: U R A QT pie?

And U R A QT pie ;)
pratique by chyzld.but<3 December 21, 2022

plastique 

A piece of plastic which has been wanker onto several times.
Whoa, that plastic sure is good to wank on!
plastique by French Embassy 1983 August 19, 2002

plastiquerade 

Similar word to masquerade.. These days, many people are doing many plastic surgeries for being prettier so that people in the streets are not their own appearance anymore. That seems a masquerade.
A: I went to a model agency to visit my model friend.
B: Wow! There must be many gorgeous girls!
A: Of course! Also it seemed like a plastiquerade. Many model had plastic surgeries.
plastiquerade by melongee September 13, 2009

Plastique pringles 

The aluminum Pringle containers that come special with some movies to contain a oil bomb.
Plastique Pringles are awesome to eat from.
Plastique pringles by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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