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plastique 

A piece of plastic which has been wanker onto several times.
Whoa, that plastic sure is good to wank on!
plastique by French Embassy 1983 August 19, 2002

Plastique pringles 

The aluminum Pringle containers that come special with some movies to contain a oil bomb.
Plastique Pringles are awesome to eat from.
Plastique pringles by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

plastique surgery 

What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.
No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!
plastique surgery by QuacksO March 1, 2025

Lays Plastiqué la Moose 

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

poutine en plastique

A humorous or mildly critical term for someone who strongly identifies with Québécois or francophone culture through ancestry or interest, but who does not actively speak French or engage deeply with the language or everyday cultural practices.
Il dit qu’il est très fier de ses origines québécoises, mais il ne parle pas un mot de français… un vrai poutine en plastique.

C’est pas méchant, mais ce n’est pas parce que tu as un grand-parent du Québec que tu comprends tout. Ça fait un peu poutine en plastique.

plasticle 

plastic - testicle. Some one who got kicked in the balls and had to have an operation to get a plastic ball replacement
Ralph: Did you see paul kick steve in the balls?

Mike: Yea i heard he now has a plasticle.
plasticle by kensei689908 February 26, 2010