Smkngmgc's definitions

proof

(noun) The strength/concentration of an alcoholic beverage. You can calculate proof by multiplying the "alcohol by volume" content by two.

A tequila of 160 proof would be 80 percent alcohol per volume which is pretty deadly. A lager of ten proof which might have only five percent of alcohol per volume; safe to gulp. You're getting it now!

by Smkngmgc December 30, 2004

cautiously optimistic

A euphemistic (yet silly) way of saying "worried". Most often said by those on national news networks.

Joe Boorman was cautiously optimistic on whether his wallet would be found.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

west coast

n. Slang for Ritalin, the counter-hyperactivity drug.

Give me some west coast, I need to pass this driving test down at the DMV on the OBC.

by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004

witching hour

(n.) A time deep into the evening. Usu. midnight.

(1)Markus was out drinking into the witching hour last night. (2)They say the Dark Horseman only comes during witching hours.

by Smkngmgc July 19, 2004

black acid

n. Combination of LSD and PCP. Not too pretty combination from an external view.

Keila took a hit of black acid and rested on the couch. She started freaking out the next hour, asking for milk and ripping out the cushions that were "talking to her".

by Smkngmgc June 20, 2004

smoking gun

(n.)It means the endpoint or last source of hard, solid evidence involved in a case or investigation.

This security tape, analyzed by our experts, show that you, Jacob Fry, did indeed rob and murder two victims at the 1st National Bank at Harford and Main.

by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

time travel

(v.)To proceed in a theoretically linear path towards and backwards to or between the beginning and end of time. Although an enchanting fantasy for many, there are lots of errors and preventions that are part of time travel. I, for instance, believe it may be possible but too dangerous to do. If we do only have a single universal timeline, time travel would have resounding effects and we would only become meaningless "events" in any change caused to it. Bah, enough sci-talk, the point is: it's the action of moving thru time.

I constructed a time portal in which upon entering today, I time travelled to last Monday and saw myself eating a slice o' pizza. (Unfortunately, I was trapped in a catch-22; how can I escape back to my time without upsetting it?)

by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004