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plastique 

A piece of plastic which has been wanker onto several times.
Whoa, that plastic sure is good to wank on!
plastique by French Embassy 1983 August 19, 2002

Plastique pringles 

The aluminum Pringle containers that come special with some movies to contain a oil bomb.
Plastique Pringles are awesome to eat from.
Plastique pringles by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

plastique surgery 

What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.
No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!
plastique surgery by QuacksO March 1, 2025

Lays Plastiqué la Moose 

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

poutine en plastique

A humorous or mildly critical term for someone who strongly identifies with Québécois or francophone culture through ancestry or interest, but who does not actively speak French or engage deeply with the language or everyday cultural practices.
Il dit qu’il est très fier de ses origines québécoises, mais il ne parle pas un mot de français… un vrai poutine en plastique.

C’est pas méchant, mais ce n’est pas parce que tu as un grand-parent du Québec que tu comprends tout. Ça fait un peu poutine en plastique.

plasticle 

plastic - testicle. Some one who got kicked in the balls and had to have an operation to get a plastic ball replacement
Ralph: Did you see paul kick steve in the balls?

Mike: Yea i heard he now has a plasticle.
plasticle by kensei689908 February 26, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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