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Plastered
Plastered by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005
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Plastorasaurus
1) Someone who is so beyond intoxicated that they begin to stomp around with arms curled in and waving about uncontrollably, leaving only devastation and destruction in their path (most often on the way to the bathroom to throw up). This elusive creature may also be known by its unmistakable call of garbled words and constant repetition of the same phrase over and over again.
2) A term to describe anyone you know who is always that one person who gets way too drunk, even though they know their limits, or everyone tells them to stop drinking, yet they continue to anyway.
2) A term to describe anyone you know who is always that one person who gets way too drunk, even though they know their limits, or everyone tells them to stop drinking, yet they continue to anyway.
Noun:
1) "Dude, Jimmy turned into such a Plastorasaurus at the party last night."
2) "Don't drink too much tonight man, we don't want to see the Plastorasaurus again."
"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Plastor...asaurus.....Fuck"
Adj:
"I hate it when you get so Plastorasaurus that you can't even walk across the room."
"Jesse is Plastorasaurus again, keep him away from the glass table..."
1) "Dude, Jimmy turned into such a Plastorasaurus at the party last night."
2) "Don't drink too much tonight man, we don't want to see the Plastorasaurus again."
"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Plastor...asaurus.....Fuck"
Adj:
"I hate it when you get so Plastorasaurus that you can't even walk across the room."
"Jesse is Plastorasaurus again, keep him away from the glass table..."
Plastorasaurus by mtc121 July 30, 2009
Plasterer's radio
Plasterer's radio by will_scarlet September 16, 2003
Pussy Plastered
Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
Pussy Plastered by camitee May 31, 2011
Getting Plastered
Getting Plastered by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014
Plastered Mcshitfaced
When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
Plastered Mcshitfaced by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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