plastoloy 

A "high-impact polymer", made exclusively in China, that is often used in locks. The weakest kind of Chinesium

I broke that plastoloy lock off with one tap from a small hammer.

plastoloy by virgin916 April 22, 2019

Plantologist 

A person who thinks the study of plants is called plantology.

Ethen is a hella good plantologist.

Plantologist by Yole July 14, 2016

Platology 

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s

“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”

Platology by E-diddy July 17, 2023