plastonance

did you hear taylor swifts new plastonance?
by JetSetRetardFuture October 14, 2020
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plastonitis

When someone gets plastic surgery, hates it, then desperately feels they need to get it again.
History Chanel: "the plastonitis resulted in a debilitating relationship with his son:"

Blanket: "dad! You're scaring me!"

Michael: "SHAMOH-nah"
by bighammer69 October 10, 2019
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