planeed 

What really really gay fuckboys who like all colors, shapes, and sizes of cock in their ass (as long as its bigger than his one incher) say

-- .- .-. -.-.--- says
"planeed"
because hes a faggot

planeed by c_c_m July 6, 2017

Planted 

To be thrown into the ground with significant force and impact. Common in combat sports such as Judo, Wrestling and MMA. Often involves the thrower falling on top of his/her opponent, resulting in a more severe impact.

Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.

Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.

He couldn't stand up for 5 minutes after getting PLANTED! He should not have agreed to fight with a Judoka.

Planted by 69cuntdestroyer February 25, 2018

Planked 

Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"

Planked by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021

planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.

Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.

planned hammer by cokemidget March 31, 2017

Just as planned 

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded

-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I

-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...

L: What?

Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-

Just as planned by kurouke November 12, 2010

planned obsession 

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.

"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"

planned obsession by badback9 September 20, 2013

roots planted 

The feeling when you're so high that you begin to melt into whatever you're sitting or laying on. The feeling originates in there main areas, the back of your head, your spine, and your feet. The rest of the body then begins to follow and plant it's roots. You have to resist the urge to fall asleep.

Example:
Erik: my roots planted are planting so hard right now
Louie: my roots planted a looong time

roots planted by louieh June 6, 2014