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Plaened

Falling victim to an impostor who creates an account similar to yours in order to sully your reputation.
WTF! Someone has created a duplicate account with my name and picture that claims that I'm gay!

Friend: Dude you got PLAENED
by PLAENS April 9, 2009
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planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.
by cokemidget March 31, 2017
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Just as planned

When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded
-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I

-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...

L: What?

Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
by kurouke November 12, 2010
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Plainedge High School

Shit school for shit people with shit teachers

i hate it here
by PintoBean2003 February 5, 2020
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planned obsession

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.
"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"
by badback9 September 20, 2013
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planned obsolescence

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).
Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.
by Yza January 11, 2009
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Plainedge High School

Ah plainedge the home of stoners and white people who say nigga way too much. Plainedge is the place where the staff probably has some type of mental retardation that prevents them from figuring out that all of Plainedge are smoking carts in the hallways. Speaking on hallways Plainedge is notorious for its plethora of fuckboys and thotties. Most of fuckboys are part of the football/wrestling team that is coached by an overgrown Mr.Clean . Most of the thots are trying to show off ass that they don't have🙃 . Plainedge pride I guess🙊.
I get my weed from Plainedge High School students.
by Thebigopa February 17, 2019
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