plaetu

plaetu is a super cool tiktok who deserves everything :)

plaetu is a super cool tiktoker!
i agree! she’s super cool

by eatmypoop19 August 20, 2021

Planturday

Best day of the week when you dedicate your time for caring the plants and absorbing the beauty of nature.

Hey, Its planturday today, I'm going to be busy nurturing the indoor plants.

by EchoDeadSpace August 10, 2020

The Plastun

The Plastun is when a guy ties one end of a bandana onto his dick than puts the other side into a girl’s vagina. Than proceeds to pull it out with his dick, later doing angry anal.

Oh man, I sure have Jessica The Plastun, I think she enjoyed it.

by Max Dmitrenko December 13, 2018

plactus

(n.) a very noticible bruise or blod clot in one's body.
(pl.)= plactii

ex: Did you see that plactus on that girl's wrist. Damn..someone must've hit that pretty hard.

ex: Why are there so much plactii on your body, Jeanette? Is there something wrong at home?

by longoshorta February 4, 2006

Paetus

Someone who has a petus

“Yo have you heard of Paetus?”
“No who’s Paetus?”

“Oh he’s that dude over there with a petus”

by Cremp January 19, 2021

Nigerian Platupus

The act of torturing a platupus of any sort until shit comes out of its ass and then taking the shit and making it into a hot and steamy meal for the Nigerian breakfast the next day. The breakfast is then cut in half, the first half to be eaten and the second half to be molded and sculpted into a giant brown dildo used for later fucking.

"Have you seen Ted around recently?"
"No, I heard he was taking part in the Nigerian Platupus Games."
"Oh, cool. Where do I sign up?"

by NigerianPersonality September 8, 2011

plasturbate

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.

"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."

by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009