petus

Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus.

"That guy showed me his penis in the bathroom. It was so small I'm sure it was a petus."

by New Year's In Tampa April 18, 2009

petus

Alternative to penis... also can be an insult

AHH! She bit my petus.

Bob, quit being such a petus

by RedClaw September 9, 2004

petslayers

People that kill pets.

Some cops are petslayers.

by jpg3 September 8, 2013

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony November 13, 2011

Petscop 2

An elusive and mysterious creature only referenced by the self-proclaimed Youtube sensation, Pyrocynical

Pyro, why wont you release petscop 2? Reeeeee *dab* *plays fortnite*

by SuicidalWolf330 November 25, 2018

Ur genus eat penus

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

by boshua bole March 13, 2018

penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

by Telephony July 28, 2012