Definitions by JohnnyReb87

plasturbation

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To condemn the expression of opinions that differ from your own. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own. See plasturbate.

"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."

plasturbation by JohnnyReb87 February 12, 2009

plasturbate 

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.

"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."

plasturbate by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009

Plime 

A place where browbeaters tend to congregate to massage their humanist worldview.

"Ugh, this place is so plime."

"I used to enjoy this place, but it's turned into a plime."

Plime by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009

Plimate 

A derogatory term for someone who tends to be an argumentative browbeater. Plimates hypocritically force their opinions on others, while condemning those with contrary views.

"She always criticizes me for stating my opinion as fact, but she does it all the time. She's such a Plimate."

"I'm tired of arguing with that stupid Plimate."

Plimate by JohnnyReb87 February 8, 2009