Paetus

Someone who has a petus

“Yo have you heard of Paetus?”
“No who’s Paetus?”

“Oh he’s that dude over there with a petus”

by Cremp January 19, 2021

Partusa

Sex with three of more people. This is different form an orgy because everyone works together for the sexual pleasure of the group.

After class the entire class got together to make a beautiful partusa.

Partusa at my house with Jake, John, Phil, Stacy, Paula, Alton, Carolyn, Jessica, Andrea, Adrian, and a midget Mike

by horny joe December 28, 2011

Petusis

Petusis is made by a joke cult called the petusis cult and it is related to rhinos.

Person 1:Cinis

Person 2: Podgishipieps

Person 3: Petusis Menusis Rhinopetusis

by The Petusis Cult February 10, 2022

paenus

The latin spelling of the favoured phallic instrument. To be used constantly in Rome and other previously Latin speaking countries.

"Yo dude, that chick from Rome sucked my paenus good."

by elementchaos December 9, 2008

petus

Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus.

"That guy showed me his penis in the bathroom. It was so small I'm sure it was a petus."

by New Year's In Tampa April 18, 2009

pâteuse

French way to say one has a dry mouth after smoking too much weed.

J.: Wow, we smoked some good hash, I’ve got the pâteuse.

K.: Yea, we definitely need a drink rn.

by OG_H May 16, 2018

peatus

(peet-es) 1. n. word used to describe a peanut shaped like a fetus
2. n. Word used to describe a fetus shaped like a peanut
3. v. The action of picking your nose with a peanut while fishing for fetuses in the pond in your backyard.
4. adj. A term used to describe something that is peatus like.
6. n. The second thursday of the fourth month of every year. Peatus day.

1. I saw the sonagram of Ashley's baby. What a peatus!
2. Martha grabbed a hand full of nuts, and was suprised to see a peatus.
3. One of Nathans favorite actions is peatusing.
4. Dude, kyles head is peatusy.
5. Man, that peatus was eating a peatus while peatusing. What a peatusy day!
6. HAPPY PEATUS DAY!

by scaberli April 9, 2008