To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To condemn the expression of opinions that differ from your own. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own. See plasturbate.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
by JohnnyReb87 February 12, 2009
To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009
Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.
After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.
Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.
Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.
by Penrhynpenguin3 April 13, 2023
by Ninth October 5, 2006
I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.
by e=mchammered December 17, 2008
by california bro February 9, 2011