pishwank

combing the piss, shit, and wank, the pishwank utilises an exponentially greater physical purging and pleasuring of the self through a coalescence of centrifugal and deep-rooted human urges to achieve satisfaction in its truest and purest form.

i made a mess on the carpet and the walls and the ceiling and the furniture when i forgot to put down plastic sheets before pishwanking

by juamess September 29, 2010

pisswank

The need to urinate occurring during masturbation. Continuing to ejaculation often results in a less pleasurable orgasm. This often happens upon waking up with morning wood.

John woke up with a hard-on but he also needed a piss. He struggled on and after his ejaculation wondered why he had bothered with his pisswank after all.

by TheRealChives January 4, 2012

pisswank

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.

If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pish wank

Load of rubbish

Usually used as a respond to 'gen up'. E.g. I just saw a unicorn crapping rainbows, gen up! Nae mate that's pish wank

by Thehobbit February 14, 2015

Pishwang

A sudden inconvenience.

I'd keep you for detention, but I wouldn't want to put a pishwang like that in your afternoon.

by MpegEVIL May 27, 2011

Pisswanker

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.

You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.

by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017

pwshwank

To be owned or defeated.

An onimonopia of a slap or punch.

Any other random word to say at a silent intervel.

O!! PWSHWANK!!!

*Slaping* "PWSHWANK!!"

............................. Pwshwank ................

by Zealoterman November 11, 2006