Pisswanker

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.

You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.

by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017

pisswank

The need to urinate occurring during masturbation. Continuing to ejaculation often results in a less pleasurable orgasm. This often happens upon waking up with morning wood.

John woke up with a hard-on but he also needed a piss. He struggled on and after his ejaculation wondered why he had bothered with his pisswank after all.

by TheRealChives January 4, 2012

pisswank

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.

If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pisswanker

Anyone who is a stuck-up asshole that is an absolute asshole

bro this greatjoseph2017 guy is such a pisswanker

by Ostuzil February 23, 2025

Pisswanker

N: Someone who masturbates while urinating. An insult.

GET OUT OF THE ROOM, YOU PISSWANKER!

by Trerry May 5, 2015