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When you are low on time and want to take a piss, a shit and a wank at the same time.
Damn I'm running late for work. Better have a Pishank to save time.
Pishank by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022
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This word is used when you are so bored don't know what to do.
I'm really pishang right now.
pishang by ngong January 11, 2014
Originated from the banana fruit in Malay, which is Pisang. The term pishang is used for when someone is really bored or rotting, as of how fast a banana skin would actually rot.
Hey, I'm feeling really pishang at the moment, I think I need to start finding a new hobby.
pishang by malaysianworm January 7, 2019
The name Pisanki comes form the Polish verb pisac.
It means to write on.
It is used in corolation with coloring easter eggs
Busia and Dziadzia are coming over for pisanki
pisanki by Zmuda March 25, 2007
1) a type of underwear worn most commonly by girls
2) if boys wear them they are called man pishonks
3) thong underwear
Lauren is wearing a pink pishonk
pishonk by Lauren Effer May 22, 2006

pishwank 

combing the piss, shit, and wank, the pishwank utilises an exponentially greater physical purging and pleasuring of the self through a coalescence of centrifugal and deep-rooted human urges to achieve satisfaction in its truest and purest form.
i made a mess on the carpet and the walls and the ceiling and the furniture when i forgot to put down plastic sheets before pishwanking
pishwank by juamess September 29, 2010
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