Definitions by MpegEVIL
Ride The Snowball
Phil: We'll never get this project done! Our debug team is too lazy!
Clyde: Oh, don't worry. Our programmers have been pretty productive, so the rest of us can just ride the snowball from here.
Clyde: Oh, don't worry. Our programmers have been pretty productive, so the rest of us can just ride the snowball from here.
Ride The Snowball by MpegEVIL November 15, 2011
Ungrammarable
Phil: Hey! There you goed! I've been looking all over for you!
Clyde: Actually, "goed" is ungrammarable. You probably meant to say "went" or "are."
Clyde: Actually, "goed" is ungrammarable. You probably meant to say "went" or "are."
Ungrammarable by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011
Scrumboli
Phil: What are we having for dinner?
Clyde: A scrumboli.
Phil: Must we use all of our scrumbles to just make it?
Clyde: A scrumboli.
Phil: Must we use all of our scrumbles to just make it?
Squareullar
Phil: What shape is that?
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!
Squareullar by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011
Victoryful
Teacher: And this one represents victory.
Scootaloo: Woah! How cool would it be to have that as a cutie mark?
Applebloom: Yeah, if you were actually victoryful at something.
Scootaloo: Woah! How cool would it be to have that as a cutie mark?
Applebloom: Yeah, if you were actually victoryful at something.
Victoryful by MpegEVIL September 20, 2011
Quace
1. A word you say when somebody asks for a noun or verb and you want to be annoying.
2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).
3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.
2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).
3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.
1. Clyde: Okay, I need a noun.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.
2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.
3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.
2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.
3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.
Plamph
A large segmented snake made out of rock.
Plamphs usually live underground.
Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.
Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.
Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.
Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.
Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.
There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).
Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.
Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.
Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.
Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
Plamphs usually live underground.
Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.
Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.
Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.
Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.
Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.
There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).
Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.
Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.
Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.
Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.