MpegEVIL's definitions

Subdude

An assistant or guy working under a dude, usually a specialist in a specific field.

Phil: Our shower STILL doesn't work!
Dude: Alright, I have a subdude who specializes in shower plumbing, so I'll call him.

by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011

Quace

1. A word you say when somebody asks for a noun or verb and you want to be annoying.

2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).

3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.

1. Clyde: Okay, I need a noun.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.

2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.

3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.

by MpegEVIL August 7, 2011

Trance

A genre of music defined by these three things:

1. All electronic instruments
2. Computer-generated, not played by actual people
3. Has at least one synth that sounds like:

A) Humming with teeth clenched

B) Phased whistle

C) A and B combined

Trance music is really awesome.

by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011

Scrumboli

An Italian sandwich made of mashed leftovers/scrumbles.

Phil: What are we having for dinner?
Clyde: A scrumboli.
Phil: Must we use all of our scrumbles to just make it?

by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011

Wordge

A typo that is made so often by so many people that it replaces the word it is a typo of.

PWNED is a wordge. People just don't say "owned" anymore.

by MpegEVIL May 16, 2011

What's hide-and-seek?

The question you ask when someone has explained something to you countless times and you still don't get it.

Phil: To play baseball, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: What?
Phil: I said, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: Swing what where?
Phil: SWING BAT AT BALL!
Clyde: Sorry, what's hide-and-seek?

by MpegEVIL June 22, 2011

Ungrammarable

Lacking proper English grammar or sentence structure.

Phil: Hey! There you goed! I've been looking all over for you!
Clyde: Actually, "goed" is ungrammarable. You probably meant to say "went" or "are."

by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011