348 definitions by bread infection

johnsartoriitis

1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.

He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

bull crap; BS; stuff that's not true or stretched the truth or just a down right lie.

Man that junk is bunk.

by bread infection October 23, 2005

bull crap; bullshit; stuff that is not true, streches the truth, or is just a down right lie.

Man that junk is bunk.

by bread infection December 9, 2009

I took my dug oot so he could Jobbie.

by bread infection December 1, 2009

I saw a cheeser the other day and fuck, did he ever smell cheesy. If you're a cheeser, stay the fuck away from me!

by bread infection October 23, 2005

to be scary and hot similtanously
to act so scary and hot way similatnously

Wow...look at that vampire he/she is so schot! Yeah...vampires are schot...

by bread infection December 30, 2005

She's wearing a slome.

by bread infection November 23, 2009