349 definition by bread infection

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FUCK - UGLY; fuckin ugly
Bleedin' hell luv, you're a bit fugly
You're fugly
Damn! That bitch is fugly!
by bread infection November 07, 2005

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to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
by bread infection October 21, 2005

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Australian slang for "anus"
I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.
by bread infection October 23, 2005

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Aussie slang for a lazy person.
A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"
by bread infection October 21, 2005

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Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"
Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!
by bread infection November 07, 2005

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Austalian slang for a 24 pack of beer.
I'm going down to the bottlo to grab us a slab of VB to share with my mates when we watch the footy tonight.
by bread infection December 31, 2005

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variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.
I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.
by bread infection January 01, 2006

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