posh wank

1. To wank using a condom.

2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.

Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.

Jeeves! I need you!

by MaidenMan March 24, 2007

posh wank

To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.

The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.

i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.

by Dave D Dangerous December 27, 2005

posh wank

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!

He was having a posh wank.

by Flaps March 4, 2003

posh wank

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom.

Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.

by petedude101 May 25, 2006

posh wank

What David Beckham has to settle for when she's not quite in the mood for full sex.

David was busting for a fuck but Victoria was feeling tired after not eating all day, so David had to be happy with a posh wank that evening.

by JacobMarley45434 April 30, 2011

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh November 18, 2005

posh wank

to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank

i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself

by stick October 23, 2003