Originated from the banana fruit in Malay, which is Pisang. The term pishang is used for when someone is really bored or rotting, as of how fast a banana skin would actually rot.
Hey, I'm feeling really pishang at the moment, I think I need to start finding a newhobby.
Noun: an archaic device common to British railway station restrooms until the 1960's. The Pisswangle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the Pisswangler or Pisswangle operator. The male genatalia is passed through the wangle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.
"Lord Thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent's room pisswangler at Victoria station handsomely."
combing the piss, shit, and wank, the pishwank utilises an exponentially greater physical purging and pleasuring of the self through a coalescence of centrifugal and deep-rooted human urges to achieve satisfaction in its truest and purest form.
i made a mess on the carpet and the walls and the ceiling and the furniture when i forgot to put down plastic sheets before pishwanking
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.