Spanish slang for a big 'pinga' which is a Spanish word meaning penis. So pingota means big fat penis.
That ho Randi loves my 'pingota'. She's now officially a size queen.
The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?
I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.
That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.
One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(
The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?
I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.
That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.
One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(
by Big Papi Juan January 7, 2019
Get the pingota mug.Mainly Continental Europe, especially North of Italy. (v) To get easily wound up, provoked, teased. (n) An easily provoked act. A "Pingoia" is somebody who is disposed to get wound up. A "Pingoiata" is a particular situation where a Pingoia's heart rate increases considerably over a discussion and can't let it go Origin: from the act of swallowing something i.e. Ingoiare in Italian
"Hey, do not pingoiare. Next time you will be lucky" "Dad, is that a Pingoia!?! I have never seen one, can I touch it?! - No Son, he can bite" Yeah, he will most likely end up last in the Fantasy Football league, he is pingoiato big time" "
by Niscula May 12, 2016
Get the Pingoiare mug.The resulting manscape when the pubes are trimmed in the shape of a mustache, just above the penis. The word is a mix of the spanish words pinga (dick) and bigote (mustache), thus "pingote".
Can also refer to the act of going balls deep on a girl, and thus placing the pingote on her upper lip, and "giving her a pingote"
Can also refer to the act of going balls deep on a girl, and thus placing the pingote on her upper lip, and "giving her a pingote"
Alex shaved everything but a handlebar mustache shaped strip above his dong. He's been showing everyone his pingote.
After shaving that shit into the handlebar shape, he promptly went balls deep on Renee, and gave her a pingote.
After shaving that shit into the handlebar shape, he promptly went balls deep on Renee, and gave her a pingote.
by Naksauce February 24, 2009
Get the pingote mug.Damn pingtaos can't understand my goddamn Chinese food order. I ordered 3 sides of fried rice not 2 sides of mushu!
by Tonton123 June 12, 2009
Get the pingtao mug.AN unusual occurrence when person of Asian descent that is supposedly (when referring to stereotypes) "the smartest person in school" ends up being the dumbest fuck you've ever met.
"hey man get your sister to come build me some walls."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."
by Zaqwsxcde December 31, 2011
Get the pingtard mug.ping·tas·tic (ping-tăs'tĭk) pronunciation also ping·tas·ti·cal (-tĭ-kəl)
adj.
1. Emotes very little.
2. Subject to occasional anger tantrums that result in the bashing of his/her marital partner.
3. The butt of everyone in the immediate vicinities jokes
n.
1. One who only possesses a 56k internet connection
2.One who lives in a dilapidated shanty town and receives 1 dollar a day.
adj.
1. Emotes very little.
2. Subject to occasional anger tantrums that result in the bashing of his/her marital partner.
3. The butt of everyone in the immediate vicinities jokes
n.
1. One who only possesses a 56k internet connection
2.One who lives in a dilapidated shanty town and receives 1 dollar a day.
by Cadet Boi September 18, 2008
Get the Pingtastic mug.Pingstain is a tenacious cummy blemish on ones’ garment. Usually caused by orgasmic ejaculation of the male’s reproductive fluids after he reads an erotic text message or email pinged over the internet. His sperm exits the penal orifice propelled on a trajectory to inconveniently attach to the surface of said garment with an initial globular voluminous appearance. Subsequent exposure to decay and evaporation reduces the gift to a watery slime that infiltrates the interstices of the finely woven fabric to dry into a pertinacious pingstain blemish.
1. “Hillary was dismayed by the blemish on Bill’s shirttail.”
2. “Monica panicked when she donned her dress and realized she had failed to launder it.”
3. “Republicans were jubilant over the disclosure of the pingstain.”
2. “Monica panicked when she donned her dress and realized she had failed to launder it.”
3. “Republicans were jubilant over the disclosure of the pingstain.”
by Max Sexton April 15, 2010
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