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The resulting manscape when the pubes are trimmed in the shape of a mustache, just above the penis. The word is a mix of the spanish words pinga (dick) and bigote (mustache), thus "pingote".

Can also refer to the act of going balls deep on a girl, and thus placing the pingote on her upper lip, and "giving her a pingote"

Alex shaved everything but a handlebar mustache shaped strip above his dong. He's been showing everyone his pingote.

After shaving that shit into the handlebar shape, he promptly went balls deep on Renee, and gave her a pingote.

pingote by Naksauce February 24, 2009

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pingota

Spanish slang for a big 'pinga' which is a Spanish word meaning penis. So pingota means big fat penis.

That ho Randi loves my 'pingota'. She's now officially a size queen.

The stripper said during the lap dance I couldn't touch her cookie. But as soon as she felt the size of my hard 'pingota' she couldn't keep her hands off of it. How's that fair?

I hate when I sit on the toilet and my 'pingota' goes in the cold toilet water.

That bitch Randi told everyone she knows about my 'pingota'. Now when I'm around, their eyes are on my crotch admiring my 'pingota'.

One downside of having a 'pingota' is when smashing vag from behind you can't feel the pleasure of going all the way in and feeling those ass cheeks smacking against your pelvis :(

pingota by Big Papi Juan January 7, 2019

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Pingotero

When you are stupid, without parents and more stupid,you are a pingotero

Mommy,my friend Joaquin is very pingotero,he sucks and he has no parents

Pingotero by angorroturco November 23, 2021

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When you are stupi,with no parents, and more stupid,you are a bloody pingotero

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pingotero by angorroturco November 23, 2021

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pinooter

someone who brings light to a situation, brings the party to life without even trying

They are such a pinooter! Let's bring them to the party!
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Pingolest

to molest someone via numerous pings on BBM, in hopes that within the next milenna they will get a reply.

Dude 1: Dude, who's blowing up your Blackberry?
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Pingolest by MdzHus December 14, 2010

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

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