The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.
Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .
Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's
" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"
AN unusual occurrence when person of Asian descent that is supposedly (when referring to stereotypes) "the smartest person in school" ends up being the dumbest fuck you've ever met.
"hey man get your sister to come build me some walls."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."
ping·tas·tic (ping-tăs'tĭk) pronunciation also ping·tas·ti·cal (-tĭ-kəl)
adj.
1. Emotes very little.
2. Subject to occasional anger tantrums that result in the bashing of his/her marital partner.
3. The butt of everyone in the immediate vicinities jokes
n.
1. One who only possesses a 56k internet connection 2.One who lives in a dilapidated shanty town and receives 1 dollar a day.