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Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's
" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"
Ping Tao Munchkin by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009

pingtard 

AN unusual occurrence when person of Asian descent that is supposedly (when referring to stereotypes) "the smartest person in school" ends up being the dumbest fuck you've ever met.
"hey man get your sister to come build me some walls."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."
pingtard by Zaqwsxcde December 31, 2011
Pingtok is when people post or talk about pinging on tiktok and some idiots made pinging a trend (pinging is dangerous and you can overdose)
“yooo wanna get really fucking high on some stimulants and then post about it on tiktok with the pingtok hashtag?”

“getting dangerously close to overdosing trying to chase our first high just for a tiktok? Fuck no im good”
pingtok by Bst_Fatneeker cch October 13, 2023

Pinghao Goh

Def. a chinese name. there are so many definitions.

1. Pinghao Goh means Pink Howl Go
2. Ping: duckweed. Hao: jackal. Goh: no explanation necessary.
3. Pinghao Goh: a famous singaporean name.
1. Pink Howl Go, does it makes sense.
2. I need Ping. Called me Hao. I said Goh!
3. My name is Pinghao Goh. I'm world famous Singaporean guy.
Pinghao Goh by Carol Johnson January 1, 2008

Pingtastic 

ping·tas·tic (ping-tăs'tĭk) pronunciation also ping·tas·ti·cal (-tĭ-kəl)
adj.
1. Emotes very little.
2. Subject to occasional anger tantrums that result in the bashing of his/her marital partner.
3. The butt of everyone in the immediate vicinities jokes

n.

1. One who only possesses a 56k internet connection
2.One who lives in a dilapidated shanty town and receives 1 dollar a day.
Cut the crap Wei, we know you beat your wife you pingtastic piece of shit.
Pingtastic by Cadet Boi September 18, 2008

ping tao che 

PING TAO CHE, TO THE TOING TAO CHI!!