pingstain

Pingstain is a tenacious cummy blemish on ones’ garment. Usually caused by orgasmic ejaculation of the male’s reproductive fluids after he reads an erotic text message or email pinged over the internet. His sperm exits the penal orifice propelled on a trajectory to inconveniently attach to the surface of said garment with an initial globular voluminous appearance. Subsequent exposure to decay and evaporation reduces the gift to a watery slime that infiltrates the interstices of the finely woven fabric to dry into a pertinacious pingstain blemish.

1. “Hillary was dismayed by the blemish on Bill’s shirttail.”

2. “Monica panicked when she donned her dress and realized she had failed to launder it.”

3. “Republicans were jubilant over the disclosure of the pingstain.”

by Max Sexton April 15, 2010

PigStand

The place where people with (and without) gutter heads hangout and have fun talking about any and all things.

The PigStand is the place to be for a talk show on Caffeine.

by WordsthatareRandom May 19, 2019

Pinguting

When a Pingu needs some poon

That man, he got some Pinguting action right there lad

by Gwrath February 25, 2017

Ping Ping Stain

The act of smearing poo on a girl's cheek after or before you have ATM'd her. The stain should be discreetly wiped on a nearby pillow to evade the victim's knowledge of such stain. Named after the lovely Ping Ping who was thankfully unaware of said occurence.

After I finished the anal birding of that ho I couldn't help but leave a little Ping Ping Stain on her cheek before she finished me off.

by Schlongmaster May 28, 2006

mingstain

1. In the throws of passion with a young lady, if one has performed sufficiently then they would notice two characteristics; firstly an epileptic fit like attack, then secondly a vaginal secretion. This secretion makes a crusty stain on the bed - hence the phrase 'mingstain'.
2. A smelly bastard.

"Look at that dirty mingstain u left on my sheets love, now get down them stairs and wash em u slag!" (Obviously a slightly harsh reaction putting the young lady under duress after her overwhelming experience)
"You fkn mingstain"

by Raydon December 23, 2003

pimpstain

A skate company providing decks and clothes under the influence of vaporwave, Was established in 2012 from a block of wax for bmxs but eventually traded over to the skating side of the street scene.

have you seen the new pimpstain wax ?

by poi j February 4, 2015

pingting

good looking citizens, tending to habitate in sawley, nottinghamshire. the word originates from the word peng meaning unbelievably attractive and out of this world.

'my god, she is pingting! she must be from another universe!'

Heather: I wanna look pingting tonight!
Emily: Babes, you could wear a brown paper bag and still look pingting!

by hevem August 19, 2011