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pingtard 

AN unusual occurrence when person of Asian descent that is supposedly (when referring to stereotypes) "the smartest person in school" ends up being the dumbest fuck you've ever met.
"hey man get your sister to come build me some walls."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."
pingtard by Zaqwsxcde December 31, 2011
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A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.
“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”
Pinetard by Westest Texan June 16, 2018
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pongtard 

What you call you your really stupid dog.
You pongtard! You don't even know how to sit!
pongtard by MARSHMALLOW BUTT February 27, 2008
(noun) A living being that cannot be classified into either of the species owing to its distinct pig-like physical and characteristic features and at times human-like behaviour but a retard nonetheless.
I went out with Lisa and her husband last night for dinner as my partner was away, only to realise later that Lisa had invited Petli Patel and her husband too. As the odd one out, I kept quiet throughout, Lisa kept on egging me to talk and just to start a random conversation, I told Lisa that I have been eating healthy all week, except for tonight as I was eating out. Lisa's friend Petli Patel who is obese had an attack or something and she yelled at me a by saying, "Well you should have ordered salad then, since you have not just shut the fuck up and keep eating, this is not healthy eating, this is not how healthy eating is done. I know it well and that's why I am in shape." Since I was talking to Lisa and Petli Patel butted in, we term Petli Patel as a 'Pigtard'. It was like a pig lecturing me not to eat shit.
Pigtard by QueenKH January 10, 2014
1. Someone who lives their life by way of Pinterest.

2. Someone who constantly shares useless DIY crap or crappy recipes on Pinterest.
Karen, quit sending me your crappy recipes! Nothing on Pinterest is real! Your such a Pintard!”
Pintard by Karen is sharen May 19, 2020

pinktard 

when your penis is very pink
Kinky: that's very pinktard
pinktard by kinkymaster101 February 9, 2017
noun:

1. Someone who is not literally retarded, but has demonstrated characteristics of a mentally retarded person. 2. An individual that has committed an act so stupid they must be retarded or be slightly autistic.
3. The most offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

verb:
1. To conduct an act of utter stupidity.
1. Dude stop farting! You are such a freaking pintard.
pintard by onewaydsp October 23, 2010
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