AN unusual occurrence when person of Asian descent that is supposedly (when referring to stereotypes) "the smartest person in school" ends up being the dumbest fuck you've ever met.
"hey man get your sister to come build me some walls."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."
A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.
“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”
(noun) A living being that cannot be classified into either of the species owing to its distinct pig-like physical and characteristic features and at times human-like behaviour but a retard nonetheless.
I went out with Lisa and her husband last night for dinner as my partner was away, only to realise later that Lisa had invited Petli Patel and her husband too. As the odd one out, I kept quiet throughout, Lisa kept on egging me to talk and just to start a random conversation, I told Lisa that I have been eating healthy all week, except for tonight as I was eating out. Lisa's friend Petli Patel who is obese had an attack or something and she yelled at me a by saying, "Well you should have ordered salad then, since you have not just shut the fuck up and keep eating, this is not healthy eating, this is not how healthy eating is done. I know it well and that's why I am in shape." Since I was talking to Lisa and Petli Patel butted in, we term Petli Patel as a 'Pigtard'. It was like a pig lecturing me not to eat shit.
1. Someone who is not literally retarded, but has demonstrated characteristics of a mentally retarded person. 2. An individual that has committed an act so stupid they must be retarded or be slightly autistic.
3. The most offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.