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Pillageables 

Any thing that you want to take.
Pillage first, Burn later. You don't want to burn any Pillageables
Pillageables by DougEFresh1988 August 8, 2009

pillage her village 

verb: to have intercourse with in a dominant manner.
That girl was sexy. I'd love to pillage her village.

Pillager 

A Pillager is a Minecraft hostile mob that is part of the Illager family. Armed with crossbows, they will go in and patrol and/or raid villagers, killing them. They can also be found in Pillager Outposts
Logdotzip: Oh look... a little Pillager- OW HOLY SH-T!
Pillager by DieselDorky16 October 21, 2019

pillage the village 

totally destroy someones butt hole with the fury of a wolverine
Johnny my moms lonely she want you to pillage her village
pillage the village by God May 13, 2005

Licence to Pillage 

1)
A licence presented by kings and queens allowing Pirates to legally and for a salary, plunder other countries navies and opposing pirates or privateers. Essentially its the document permitting and defining one as a privateer.

or
2)
The debut album of the greatest Pirate band ever in the history and future, Wheels of Poseidon.
Sir Francis Drake was given a Licence to Pillage by Queen Elizabeth I of England allowing him to plunder the Spanish navy.

Little Jimmy got a Licence to Pillage in his Christmas stocking one year and was really happy because he really liked pirates.
the act of "beating up the pussy" with the penis and/or the cunt hooks to the point that the piss fenders are turned inside out.
Scott: "Hey Barry, did you know that when I was in college during the better part of the 80's I pillaged my through 2 sororitites and a midget?"

Barry: "What about that tard?"
pillage by backdatassup24 November 5, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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